What to do if you're stuck
And by stuck I mean the FRIEND ZONE.
Options:
1. Deal with it in a mature fashion, appreciating “what we have”
2. Keep asking the girl out, hoping that persistence will win you a piece of ass
3. Ditch the bitch (latter word used only because it rhymes) entirely and pick a new target
4. Act like a jerk, showing girl they weren’t very good friends to begin with
5. Get girl drunk
