TESTUMBLRONE

Most dames are actually not very good at giving head.

I don’t know who’s telling them that they are, but they’re not.

Perhaps some dudes just say it so they’ll keep doing it, I don’t know. Hell, it’s probably that. Which is the same as when a girl says to your sorry self that you have a whompmonster cock when you actually have a spindley and crooked needledick (sucks to be you, ya twink).

Anyway, moving on. Girls are only good at giving head if they can either throat, or they actually come from doing it (yes, some chicks get into it so much they have an orgasm). No amount of head-twisting or hand-movement or even suction power can beat the aforementioned abilities, and it’s that extra oomph that makes them the cream of the crop when it comes to cocksucking. The rest are just passable and we’ll allow it.