Beer belly. It’s like being pregnant without crying. (via fuzzirella)
Might be a re-post, but there’s no harm in reminding people again.
Ninja Police - now you are really fucked
sos la visita numero…….
What to do if you're stuck
And by stuck I mean the FRIEND ZONE.
Options:
1. Deal with it in a mature fashion, appreciating “what we have”
2. Keep asking the girl out, hoping that persistence will win you a piece of ass
3. Ditch the bitch (latter word used only because it rhymes) entirely and pick a new target
4. Act like a jerk, showing girl they weren’t very good friends to begin with
5. Get girl drunk
I know what you’re thinking. “Is that a hand with a vagina being penetrated by its own ring finger inside a coffin with wings?” Well yes, yes it is.
(via some pervert)
We’ve all been walking through a mall one time or another when suddenly our head ships around in utter disbelief when we see a pair of fake breasts that are so huge, so obvious and so weird looking we have to stop and stare. But for the more subtle connoisseur, here are some tips on how to spot fake breasts.
water pistol fight anyone?
